we survived another 4th of july weekend at camp. we played a mean game of potato wars and i always lose. dick decker was on my team and he was too busy washing his BLT down with a 40 of colt 45 his head was not in the game. that is what she said, dot and lucille won the three legged race...they won a 20 oz roadie of dewers. i was never was good at basketball or baseball. i am more of a "jacks" kind of girl or paper dolls. actually, i really was good at shrinky dinking. you know who is amazing at that too is tony. he took his whole apartment and shrunk it into one room in chowder hall. cue the music and the sound the alarms. 5:45am all the campers got a surprise wake up call last week.....is tony makin' smores again out of the trash can? he loves his chocolate and he loves it even more on a graham cracker. we had about 130 people show up for the BBQ. we fried a lot of chicken. by 8pm you could smell the burnt onions in the frying pans all the way at the tin house. turn on the fry daddy, girls. we watched the fireworks out on sewell street and they last 9 minutes which is a record cause last year they were 6.5 minutes...we should tear down the church on the washington mall and put up a macys so we can get some good fireworks in cape may. actually we should make that church into a nightclub like limelight in nyc....god likes the deep fried oreos in wildwood more than our busted fudge factory...the virgin mary really knows how to pack a mean fudge.....that is what joesph said. i have not had a real meal in days....eatting scrapes over the garbage can the past 7 days...jillene just came in with a hoagie from westside and i totally vinced her and took half of it....i felt like one of the flying rats that munches on the catfood in the backyard. gross. i have to get back to work. yes, i am working on a monday but worth it...katie and violet are coming to cape may tomorrow....thank god. i just want to let you all know that we have "suck my dick decker" t shirts back in stock in XXL. i have to turn into oprah today she has girls on who choose guys over their gays....i don't know if i know any girls like that? oh wait.......happy july 5th biotches.
