up at the crack of dawn. AGAIN. i had a little pre xmas ho ho ho hostess cupcake and cocktail thang with the wednesday group at the brown room. it was very lovely. i was so hung ova yesterday but i entered the kettle one iron man and had 3 seniors and two juniors. NG, how you feeling this glorious morning? i am riding on thin ice and my skates are not dorthory hams, they are brian botanos on gin n juice and a hit of crack. enough about my monkeys.
my birthday was a smashing hit. i got the engagement ring from tiffany's from the Mr. it is platinum with a smart ring of diamonds but not too tony sopranos meets my so-called life. oh shit, let's give a shout out to an ol' school show. that was the shnizzle, nigga. i cannot even tell you how many emails, texts, and calls i got yesterday wishing me the best as i enter into a new chapter of my life. the 40's. i remember it like yesterday turning 10 and getting out my hot glue gun and glittering away fomo's vogue magazines and sniffin' at the guy's underwear ads. now those are some childhood memories to lock in the hope chest. yeah, get me some gasoline and will send it out to sea and torch that shit. anygay, the florist showed up 4 times with a variety of flowers and one tacky arrangement from you know who! SNAP. then, i got dressed to the 9's. more like the 4.5's and went to my birthday party at congress hall. it was amazing race. is that show even on still?
everyone was there. kate and paul from montclair. katie and brandon from clearwater. baracky and michelle from chicago. tom and katie from l.a. smurfette and papa smurf from the left side of my brain. the cake was amazing. 3 layers of golden chiffon wrapped in chocolate ganache and dripping with 24k gold leaf bananas. a tear is running down my china doll face right now. RICE? rice a roni the san fran doggie treat. san fran is on the stove still, just simmering children. FYI.
lots of laughs. lots of cocktails. lots of good times. now onto more important things. what could be more important than christopher michael's birthday?
i am only 36 years old and my birthday is february 4th 1972. you can write to the paterson hospital if need be. i know what was my parents fucking thinking having me born in that dumpy city. not the look, mr. lagerfield. actually, MY BLOG TURNED 40 YESTERDAY. it was the 40th installment.i did not turn 40 and december 17th is JLC's birthday. i think i will have to start writing disclaimers on my emails and blogs. well, thank you for all the best wishes and i actually had an excellent day. i did get engaged but we are going to get married in greece this spring. so, don't expect a huge wedding at congress hall with all the blah blah blah...i know i know it sounds like a copycat wedding. but we both have dicks and i am not wearing white.
happy pre birthday jesus. isn't he like 400 in church years on the 25th of december?
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