i do not know where the real christopher michael cleary is at this moment in time. i have got my glue gun out and pasted his profile pic from facebook on every milk carton in the bergen county area. actually, just the a&p in closter, nj. i accented his baby blues with robins egg extra fine martha stewart glitter. duh? i think he has stockholm syndrome from the large amounts of sugar and sodium from the extended stay on walnut street. i will find him. i will shave off his beard. i will make him eat kashi. i will fat free him. i will light and fit his ass. shave it too? i will steam his veggies. i will make him burn his tent and join fat camp again. you better get his chubby girl sleeping bag. cmc will rise from the ashes and be reborn again. as a bunch of bananas?
wait, i think i see jesus christ in my grilled cheese. oh shit, that is just a bread n butter pickle.
oops, my bad mary.
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