dirty kettle one martinis straight up no olives. jack and cokes. car bombs. mary kates. and whatever rocky road i turn down i seem to have this medical condition where i lose my shit before i get home. i know that a lot of people donate coats this time of year and that there is a box to put old eyeglasses for oprans at the abortion clinic in rio grande and to come to think of it they collect unwanted cell phones at walmart for battered woman who have a bit of a nose candy problem and issues with their baby daddies. all the pregnant single ladies, put you crack pipes UP. so, as we go to apply a fresh coat of paint on god's casa and i think obama is going to be slapping some paint up on dat white house, too.
here is the list of things i donated this year to the less fortunate due to my hot mess misfortune ass. drum roll please.
1. green lands end down vest.
2. jcrew crew track coat
3. one green jcrew flip flop.
4. lacoste baseball hat.
5. navy blazer.
6. black lands end down vest
7. laccoste winter gloves.
8. jcrew scarf.
9. brown h&m hoody
10. jcrew hoody.
11. jack spade wallet. actually got the wallet back minus the 80. 00 dollars.
can you guess what one of my resolutions for 2009 is going to be? TRUST.
i am not going to get all tree sap on you and gush and mush over the new year blah blah. just keep it real. try to be true to yourself and remember if there is a bitch in the room be a bigger one. SNAP.
P.S. can i write these items off on my taxes.
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