section 8 and government cheese, 100% processed drama

i spent half the morning in florida while katie is molding young apostles minds how to divide 7 dashes of holy water into 365 bodies of christ while brandon protects and serves the local waters off florida and around too. i think? i don't know if the gulf of mexico, is part of their turf. i think maybe the cops on blow-up rafts protect that..i know that they do on the intercoastal section and at seaworld...back to how i spent my morning..i was trying to balance hot coffee, facebook updates, iphoto shop, paying attention to the dog, and oh yeah calling nj dept of labor to see if my unemployment kicked in yet. fricking busy signal about 30 times. iphones don't have redial. say what? i know, killin' me with that shit. short story long..it is up and running and i file tomorrow morning. it is a long winter till work starts again in april. sometimes you have to decide between a new lacoste bag or a block government cheddar straight from the camden dairy farms? some months you are skinnier than others. we usually turn our trailer around to face northeast. better sunlight and stretches the life of our propane tanks.
one more full day in florida and then up north to JLC's again for a brief stint. i just got back from a quick bike ride to the market..i decided to pick up a perdue fryer chicken and some of the fixing..cranberry, chicken stock, carrots, cookie dough, and M&M's...well, i could not remember the combo to the bike lock..it is a birthday..and i was going thru number combos with the sun roasting my bird and my irish ass...i was emailing katie at the school on my phone..i finally got remembered it...thanks dennis. i decided to stop for smokes at the CVS..well, the weight of the groceries in the basket... almost sent me flying into the propane re-fill station next the shopping carts in front of CVS. don't you get that shit at the hardware store or at some dodgey gas station with a 250lb man covered in grease and a whistling tooth.?? i managed to bring the bike to a hault.....and then i get to the doors of the CVS to see a huge bright neon orange sign from the local fire dept. saying this CVS has no fire alarms or sprinklers at this time. OH SHIT.

"GAY OUT OF TOWNER BLOWS UP CVS DUE HIS 8 POUND CHICKEN ON HIS GIRL BIKE"