it sounded like a brilliant idea taking video at the honey pot club. actually, it was more brilliant watching me trying to do my best boozey heidi klum on the catwalk. all needed was a fricking vicky secrets teddy dripping in gumdrops and diamonds....and a set of glittered wings. BUT, then how would I been able to straddle that girl that i ended up taking a sleigh ride down her country side. let me tell you girls, she "def" needs to mow the meadows or that twink using his moby giveway maxi cd single as a chanel fan...heart improv props on the dancefloor...i don't know if the gays down here would say crawling is dancing or a sport? but, i have high hopes that it will go over well at blur tonight in dunedin. time will tell, beyatches. i am still in a steak and shake coma. i started with coleslaw, washed that down with chili fries, raked my stomach over with a mocha melt and sealed the deal with steakburger with da works. i got a school girl crush on a side by side shake server, austin...he was like 2 in gay years...so, i am totally turning into a daddy...oh shit... so, actually, i advice you to video tape yourself the next time you at the club with 50 or britney. makes you take stock in the fact that you always could use another crunk class and your hot than you think when you see yourself thru the mirrored balls up above...take me to the clouds above..whitney once said...pre crack pipe days and bobby b. i picked up a new word and i am clinging to it major....actually, it was a cool club but not a cool cool club. i heart clearwater...may the waters be not so murky and clouded up by greek meat on a stick, double red bulls and vodkas, and car bombs. we all need a belfast beatdown once and awhile. so, check out my "FB" and watch my vids of my redick ass trying to be jennifer grey..i know i am like a 14 year catholic school girl. who's fault is that? JLC.
payce for now. actually, i lied. i am professional dancer so pass me my legwarmers, gurl
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