it is a national holiday or wait is it state holiday? i don't know but I had to work this morning. I had to answer 6 or 7 random questions about shit online and then the NJ dept of labor is going to send me my check. I know I was thinking the same thing...WHY I AM NOT OFF TODAY??? everyone else is. if the homeless people are taking a day off from panhandling so that the vets can get some extra poppy sales..then i should be get time and a half this tuesday 11/11/2008. now if that does not scream USA, i does not know what does? actually, organic batter blasters does. if you have not seen it? you must google that hot spray mess and watch the demo video. it looks easier than it seems and it don't make 20 something pancakes..you end up scorchin' half of them and pitchin' them in the trash...and you don't even want a damn pancake...more work on this holy ....ist of days.... anyway, i thought it was really a vets day and all the dr's that take care of all the sick and baby animals had a day off to pat themselves on the back for saving lifes. but then i ran into this guy who lost his leg in the war who had a cup holder with a mountain dew and an oxygen tank on the back of his medical go cart....was the mountain dew diet, you ask? NO, it was not. it should be a diet pop..I went to an upscale beer bar last night called independent in st. petes..that serves wine, too. i was told by the man working that this sample tastes like bananas and nuts. say what? i heart those two items and together i actually heart them even more..it is like a rainbow of fruit flava...however, i don't think there is anything classy or "TADA" about beer. G to H to E to T to T to O. I said I was going to keep this shit short today because it was a holiday.
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I am leaving Clearwater to return to NJ tomorrow morning. I love vacations for another reason. Makes you realize how much you really hate your life and how your in a loveless relationship and you need to eat more green veggies. oh well. fuck it. maybe next time i will buy two poppies in front of the market from the dr. morganstein (that is famous gay doggie dr. in clearwater.) I know we have a vet in cape may that is a fag too. it is such a small world. walt disney was so spot on with that ride and he loved pancakes too.
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